Some mistakes in life are forgivable. Calling your mum instead of your girlfriend when you’re deep in romantic mode is NOT one of them. It’s the kind of blunder that…
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The Horror of Calling Your Mum Instead of Your Girlfriend
Some mistakes in life are forgivable. Calling your mum instead of your girlfriend when you’re deep in romantic mode is NOT one of them. It’s the kind of blunder that…
There’s making mistakes in relationships, and then there’s THIS GUY. A man who woke up, chose vibes over wisdom, and ended up in the heartbreak Olympics. Let’s set the stage:…
Valentine’s Day. The one day a year when couples flex their love like it’s an Olympic sport and the rest of us either fake excitement or aggressively mind our business….
If you’ve ever said “I’m on my way” while still very much marinating in your towel, congratulations—you are one of us. But what happens when your boss video calls you…
Step 1: Make a bad decision.Step 2: Regret it in 4K. This is how I became a national embarrassment in under five minutes. And the worst part? The trousers weren’t…
Some people ghost their problems. This guy decided to LITERALLY become a ghost. Kunle (not his real name, but let’s be honest. It’s always a Kunle) was drowning in debt….
Here’s How It All Started…I’m not saying I’m a romantic genius, but when I planned this first date, I thought I had it all figured out: fancy restaurant, candlelit vibes,…
First dates are supposed to be magical—a little awkward but full of possibility. But in Nigeria? They’re a minefield of potential disasters, where even “just vibes” can take you straight…
Editor’s Note: Some stories deserve an Oscar for sheer embarrassment. This one? It’s a front-runner. Anita’s tale of accidental exposure will make you laugh, cringe, and clutch your bag tighter…