Let me just start by saying, if my life was a Nollywood movie, this would be the scene where the camera does a full 360° spin around me while dramatic…
Step 1: Make a bad decision.Step 2: Regret it in 4K. This is how I became a national embarrassment in under five minutes. And the worst part? The trousers weren’t…
Listen. Before you judge me, let me just say—I WAS NOT A THIEF. At least, not on purpose. But sometimes, life throws you into situations where your village people are…
“The UK Still Owns Us? Lmao, E Go Shock You!” Picture this: It’s 2025, and Nigeria is still under British rule. No “Giant of Africa,” no “Jollof supremacy,” no loud…
A Nigerian Tale of Mistakes, Mobile Alerts, and Marital Mayhem You know that moment when you send money and immediately feel a disturbance in the force? Like the universe is…
Prologue: To Suffer or Not to Suffer? I have done many foolish things in my life, but deciding to speak ONLY in Shakespearean English for a week? That was top-tier…
If you’ve ever had a conversation with a Nigerian, you’ve probably heard the magic letter—‘O.’ It sneaks into every sentence, like that one extra in Nollywood movies who refuses to…
“Oga, Your Plane Has Landed in Lagos!” – The Business of Luxury Delusions Picture this: A Lagos big boy posts an Instagram story flexing on a ‘private jet’ to the…
Some people lose their house keys. Others misplace their phone for five minutes and have a full-blown panic attack. But James Howells? He lost a hard drive with 8,000 Bitcoin…
🚨 Spoiler alert: If a Nigerian tells you, “I’m coming,” don’t wait. Just assume it’s like NEPA saying “We will bring light soon.” 😭😂 Just leave. You’ll grow old waiting….