Imagine rolling up to a wedding and seeing people wailing like their data just finished mid-transaction. Then, you attend a funeral, expecting tears and sorrow, but instead, people are laughing…
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Crackko’s Global Quirks takes you on a wild ride through the world’s weirdest customs, awkward traditions, and strange habits. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and say, “Seriously?”
Imagine your classic Nigerian aunty—head tie tied like she’s ready for battle, handbag packed with cabin biscuits and tomtom, and a mouth that will never let you rest. Now, drop…
Nigerians are politeness champions. We apologize when someone steps on us, throw “Good morning sir/ma” around like confetti, and spray money at parties like we’re allergic to having savings. But…
Imagine a world where saying “sorry” is a crime. Not a joke. Not a prank. A real, punishable offense. If this law existed in Nigeria, half the population would be…
Imagine waking up one day and hearing that gossip has been banned in Nigeria. The chaos. The silence. The suffering. How would people cope? How would aunties survive? Family WhatsApp…
Nigerians don’t play when it comes to respect. From dobale (full-body prostration) to kneeling, we’ve turned greetings into Olympic-level performances. But what happens when you take that same energy to…
Imagine this: every Nigerian wife receiving a monthly salary from her husband just for existing. Not “take this 2k and manage” but a structured, official Wife Salary™, with payslips, bonuses,…
🚨 Spoiler alert: If a Nigerian tells you, “I’m coming,” don’t wait. Just assume it’s like NEPA saying “We will bring light soon.” 😭😂 Just leave. You’ll grow old waiting….
Some job titles just don’t sit right. Imagine introducing yourself as a Chief Happiness Officer—it’s giving vibes and inshallah. But what if your actual job title sounded like a straight-up…
Let’s start with a question: Have you ever looked at a watermelon and thought, “Hmm, this would be better if it were square”? No? Well, that’s exactly what Japan did….