Madam President: The Alternate History That Would Have Shaken Nigeria to Its Core Imagine this: It’s October 1st, 1963, and instead of Nnamdi Azikiwe being sworn in as Nigeria’s first…
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Experience history like never before! Crackko’s History Reimagined takes famous historical events and gives them a hilarious, modern-day twist. Because history doesn’t have to be boring!
“The UK Still Owns Us? Lmao, E Go Shock You!” Picture this: It’s 2025, and Nigeria is still under British rule. No “Giant of Africa,” no “Jollof supremacy,” no loud…
SCENE: Lagos, Present Day. The literary world is shaking. Two of Nigeria’s greatest writers, Chinua Achebe and Wole Soyinka, are in a full-blown intellectual war, and the entire country is…
SCENE: Rome, 44 BC. The streets are buzzing. A gladiator influencer just got canceled for faking a lion attack, and senators are throwing subs at each other like it’s their…
It’s 1960, but instead of suits, typewriters, and long speeches, Nigeria’s founding fathers are rocking bucket hats, Crocs, and pushing chaotic energy on TikTok. Forget the boring history books. This…
What If Nigeria Had Netflix in the 1960s? Shows We’d Have Watched
Streaming in the Era of Suya and Shilling It’s the 1960s in Nigeria. Independence is still fresh, NEPA doesn’t exist yet (but ECN does, so lights still go off occasionally),…
The War of 3025: AI, Mechas, and Jollof Protocols The year is 3025. Nigeria is no longer just a country; it’s a sprawling technopolis called the Federal Republic of Naijatron,…
Picture this: It’s April 2025, and the Titanic sets sail once again—not as a ghost ship, but as the Gen Z “Cruise to End All Cruises.” Sponsored by Crackko, decked…
The Great State Garage Sale: Nigeria Edition Imagine this: it’s the 1980s, and Nigeria’s national debt is skyrocketing faster than the price of plantain during rainy season. The country’s economy…
Flashback to the Original Herbert Macaulay In the early 1900s, Herbert Macaulay was a force of nature. A civil engineer by training and a freedom fighter by destiny, he battled…