Some people ghost their problems. This guy decided to LITERALLY become a ghost. Kunle (not his real name, but let’s be honest. It’s always a Kunle) was drowning in debt….
It started as a joke. “What if I lived like a 17th-century peasant for a day?” I told my friends. They laughed. I laughed. But now, standing in the Lagos…
Welcome to the Official Nigerian Propaganda Survival Guide Congratulations, dear citizen. If you’re reading this, it means you have officially survived another day in The Federal Republic of Gaslighting. You…
Crackko Exclusive Interview The first rule of cults? You never realize you’ve joined one until it’s too late. One minute, you’re shaking hands. The next, you’re taking blood oaths. This…
SCENE: Rome, 44 BC. The streets are buzzing. A gladiator influencer just got canceled for faking a lion attack, and senators are throwing subs at each other like it’s their…
Are We Really Laughing, or Is This Just Vibes and Inshallah? Nigerians love to laugh, but let’s be honest, our laughter is just a coping mechanism. Is it really comedy,…
Omo, there are Ls, and then there are the Ls that make you rethink your entire existence. The ones that leave you staring at the ceiling at 2 AM, asking…
Morning: The Transformation Begins I woke up and chose violence. Not literal violence (abeg, I still like my freedom), but the over-the-top, slow-motion-turn-to-camera, evil-laugh type of Nollywood villain energy. Today,…
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, boomers who still think ₦100 can buy something in 2025, welcome to the Clash of the Broke Titans! In the blue corner, we have…
If you’ve ever spent a night slapping your arms in Lagos, muttering, “Why me?” while mosquitoes throw a party on your skin, you’re not alone. Lagosians have long suspected they’re…