How Borrowing a Car to Impress My Crush Ended in a Police Chase
The Plan: Impress Her, No Matter WhatWhen Salima asked me to drive her to a wedding, I said yes without thinking. The catch? I didn’t own a car—or a driver’s…
The Plan: Impress Her, No Matter WhatWhen Salima asked me to drive her to a wedding, I said yes without thinking. The catch? I didn’t own a car—or a driver’s…
The Plan Was Simple: Don’t Embarrass MyselfWhen my friend Bola signed me up for an elite cooking class, I had doubts. My idea of cooking? Burn rice, rename it smoked…
How I Became a Clown in the Supermarket Trying to ‘Adult’ You know those moments when you think you’re grown, you feel grown, and life decides to hit you with…
Some days you wake up and just know the universe has it out for you. This was one of those days. I had a job interview — and not just…
I should’ve known it was going to be a disaster when my mom shouted, “Good luck o, don’t go and disgrace yourself!” as I left the house. Nigerian moms always…
Prologue:In Nigeria, Valentine’s Day isn’t just a day for flowers and love songs. It’s a survival challenge. Imagine this: romantic dinner plans, a beautiful woman walking through your door, and…
What if karma doesn’t slap your ex but hires you to shoot their wedding instead? Grab your popcorn—this one’s a blockbuster. Act I: The Setup It was a regular Wednesday,…
(When “Best regards” turns into a career-ending catastrophe.) They say words are powerful. But nothing is more powerful than Autocorrect when it decides to sabotage your entire existence. Act I:…
(Twisted Tales of Chaos, Embarrassment, and No Mercy from Fate) You think your life is bad? Sometimes the universe looks you dead in the eye and says, “Hold my beer.”…