Some people ghost their problems. This guy decided to LITERALLY become a ghost.

Kunle (not his real name, but let’s be honest. It’s always a Kunle) was drowning in debt. Loan apps were calling him at 6 a.m. with their signature “Dear valued customer, WHERE IS OUR MONEY?” texts. His landlord had entered full aggression mode. Even his barber was dodging him because of unpaid haircuts.

So, Kunle did what any totally rational person would do: he faked his own death.

But instead of disappearing, he went viral.

Because the internet never forgets, and it definitely doesn’t let foolishness slide.

Let’s break down how this master plan collapsed in real-time.

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Stage 1: “What If I Just Died?”

Kunle had two options:

  1. Hustle and pay back his debts like a responsible adult.
  2. Pull a Nollywood vanishing act and hope nobody noticed.

Naturally, he chose violence.

His brilliant strategy? Announce his own death online and vanish into thin air.

Except… he made one tiny mistake.

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Stage 2: Posting Your Own RIP = Rookie Move

Kunle, in his infinite wisdom, went on his OWN Facebook page and typed:

“With deep sorrow, we announce the passing of our beloved Kunle. Gone too soon. May his soul rest in peace.”

Then, to really sell the story—he added a black-and-white picture of himself, looking off into the distance like a fallen hero.

The comments started rolling in:

💬 “Omg, I just saw him last week! Life is short!”
💬 “RIP bro, may your soul find peace.”
💬 “But wait… who posted this?”

That’s when things started falling apart.


Stage 3: The Internet Detectives Enter the Chat

At first, people bought the lie. His distant relatives started planning a burial. His ex even dropped a 5-paragraph tribute about how “he was a complicated soul.”

Then, as always, Nigerians started asking questions.

💬 “Who is handling his phone?”
💬 “Where is the obituary poster?”
💬 “Abeg, where is the burial location? I want to come with jollof.”

Then, the final blow: someone spotted Kunle at a pepper soup joint LITERALLY TWO STREETS AWAY from his “final resting place.”

THIS MAN WAS EATING CATFISH WHILE PEOPLE WERE PLANNING HIS FUNERAL.

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Stage 4: The Resurrection Nobody Asked For

Kunle was forced to come out of hiding. And how did he explain his miraculous return?

“My account was hacked. Ignore the fake news.”

Sir. Your own RIP post. Your own page. Who hacked you—your ancestors?!

The internet went crazy.

💬 “Kunle, hope you resurrected with our money?”
💬 “So Jesus waited three days, but you came back in 24 hours?”
💬 “I just sent funeral donation money. Send it back, abeg.”

By this point, Kunle had officially lost the plot. But his biggest L was still coming.

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Stage 5: When Your Boss Finds Your Funeral Announcement

You see, Kunle was avoiding more than just loan apps. He had been dodging his office, too. And guess who saw his “death” post?

HIS BOSS.

And because Nigerian employers don’t have joy, this man didn’t even wait. He just typed:

“Since Kunle has passed away, we will be reallocating his position immediately. May his soul rest in peace.”

Kunle tried to slide into his boss’s DMs like, “Oga, it’s me, I’m alive!” but the reply?

“Please stop disturbing us from the afterlife.”

Kunle was officially jobless.


Stage 6: The Accidental Influencer Arc

Now, instead of being a mysterious missing person, Kunle is a full-time internet sensation.

His “death” turned him into a meme. His RIP picture is now a reaction image on Twitter. Some people even started selling Kunle RIP T-shirts.

To make matters worse, a loan app offered him an endorsement deal.

Yes. The same people he was running from now want him to be the face of their “borrow responsibly” campaign.


Moral of the Story?

  • If you’re going to fake something, fake japa, not your death.
  • If you owe money, just enter “Do Not Disturb” mode instead.
  • The internet never forgets. Ever.

As for Kunle? Well… we wish him a long and real life. 🚶🏽‍♂️💀


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