Let me just start by saying, if my life was a Nollywood movie, this would be the scene where the camera does a full 360°…
Step 1: Make a bad decision.Step 2: Regret it in 4K. This is how I became a national embarrassment in under five minutes. And the…
You ever wake up, check your account balance, and immediately start calculating how long you can survive on cabin biscuits and vibes? Congratulations, you might…
Listen. Before you judge me, let me just say—I WAS NOT A THIEF. At least, not on purpose. But sometimes, life throws you into situations…
“The UK Still Owns Us? Lmao, E Go Shock You!” Picture this: It’s 2025, and Nigeria is still under British rule. No “Giant of Africa,”…
Let’s be honest—there’s nothing quite like waking up to see two people dragging each other on the timeline like Nigerians fighting bus conductors over N150…
A Nigerian Tale of Mistakes, Mobile Alerts, and Marital Mayhem You know that moment when you send money and immediately feel a disturbance in the…
Prologue: To Suffer or Not to Suffer? I have done many foolish things in my life, but deciding to speak ONLY in Shakespearean English for…
The internet moves fast, and Gen Z moves even faster—faster than a Lagos Danfo driver dodging traffic on Third Mainland Bridge. If you’re still saying…
If you’ve ever had a conversation with a Nigerian, you’ve probably heard the magic letter—‘O.’ It sneaks into every sentence, like that one extra in…