Omo, there are Ls, and then there are the Ls that make you rethink your entire existence. The ones that leave you staring at the…
Morning: The Transformation Begins I woke up and chose violence. Not literal violence (abeg, I still like my freedom), but the over-the-top, slow-motion-turn-to-camera, evil-laugh type…
If you’ve ever spent a night slapping your arms in Lagos, muttering, “Why me?” while mosquitoes throw a party on your skin, you’re not alone….
In a world where jobs like “cereal taste tester” and “professional sleeper” exist, Nigerians never come last. But this one? This one has us shook….
Here’s How It All Started…I’m not saying I’m a romantic genius, but when I planned this first date, I thought I had it all figured…
Let’s start with a question: Have you ever looked at a watermelon and thought, “Hmm, this would be better if it were square”? No? Well,…
Love is a beautiful thing, abi? But sometimes, the way people express it will make you cringe so hard, you’ll question whether Cupid lost his…
It’s 1960, but instead of suits, typewriters, and long speeches, Nigeria’s founding fathers are rocking bucket hats, Crocs, and pushing chaotic energy on TikTok. Forget…
Sunday mornings in Nigerian homes are not for the faint of heart. If you’ve survived one, congratulations, you’re ready for a Netflix drama audition. From…
Let’s get one thing straight: cold jollof rice is not “leftovers.” It’s a full-blown culinary experience, and Nigerians know this like we know NEPA will…