You know those guys who act like they invented Bitcoin? The ones who tweet things like “Tech is the future! If you’re still working a 9-5, you’re doing life wrong.”…
SCENE: Lagos, Present Day. The literary world is shaking. Two of Nigeria’s greatest writers, Chinua Achebe and Wole Soyinka, are in a full-blown intellectual war, and the entire country is…
It’s 2 a.m. You’re minding your business, vibing to your favorite playlist, when suddenly—boom! Your brain hits you with a flashback: Remember when you called your teacher “Mummy” in front…
Some job titles just don’t sit right. Imagine introducing yourself as a Chief Happiness Officer—it’s giving vibes and inshallah. But what if your actual job title sounded like a straight-up…
Some people ghost their problems. This guy decided to LITERALLY become a ghost. Kunle (not his real name, but let’s be honest. It’s always a Kunle) was drowning in debt….
It started as a joke. “What if I lived like a 17th-century peasant for a day?” I told my friends. They laughed. I laughed. But now, standing in the Lagos…
Crackko Exclusive Interview The first rule of cults? You never realize you’ve joined one until it’s too late. One minute, you’re shaking hands. The next, you’re taking blood oaths. This…
SCENE: Rome, 44 BC. The streets are buzzing. A gladiator influencer just got canceled for faking a lion attack, and senators are throwing subs at each other like it’s their…
Omo, there are Ls, and then there are the Ls that make you rethink your entire existence. The ones that leave you staring at the ceiling at 2 AM, asking…
Morning: The Transformation Begins I woke up and chose violence. Not literal violence (abeg, I still like my freedom), but the over-the-top, slow-motion-turn-to-camera, evil-laugh type of Nollywood villain energy. Today,…