Some people lose their house keys. Others misplace their phone for five minutes and have a full-blown panic attack. But James Howells? He lost a…
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You know those guys who act like they invented Bitcoin? The ones who tweet things like “Tech is the future! If you’re still working a…
SCENE: Lagos, Present Day. The literary world is shaking. Two of Nigeria’s greatest writers, Chinua Achebe and Wole Soyinka, are in a full-blown intellectual war,…
It’s 2 a.m. You’re minding your business, vibing to your favorite playlist, when suddenly—boom! Your brain hits you with a flashback: Remember when you called…
Some job titles just don’t sit right. Imagine introducing yourself as a Chief Happiness Officer—it’s giving vibes and inshallah. But what if your actual job…
Some people ghost their problems. This guy decided to LITERALLY become a ghost. Kunle (not his real name, but let’s be honest. It’s always a…
It started as a joke. “What if I lived like a 17th-century peasant for a day?” I told my friends. They laughed. I laughed. But…
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SCENE: Rome, 44 BC. The streets are buzzing. A gladiator influencer just got canceled for faking a lion attack, and senators are throwing subs at…