—A Social Mystery Filled with Awkwardness, Chaos, and Your Brain Moving Like a Danfo Driver You’re vibing at a wedding, a party, or maybe a “friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s birthday.” You’re…
They tried to tax Nigerian market women. The women turned it into the biggest L of the century. The Day the Aba Women Declared War on Stupidity In the bustling…
What if karma doesn’t slap your ex but hires you to shoot their wedding instead? Grab your popcorn—this one’s a blockbuster. Act I: The Setup It was a regular Wednesday,…
Imagine waking up in a world where Jollof rice is illegal. No party coolers. No Sunday lunch rituals. No tantalizing aroma wafting from the kitchen. Just vibes and boiled rice….
Imagine this: A group of Nigerians, an Australian, a Brit, and a Korean walk into a bar. The Nigerian says, “That guy na mumu o!” The Australian goes, “Mate’s a…
Picture this: You’re at a family reunion, demolishing some jollof rice and chicken, when your Aunt Ngozi leans over, adjusts her gele, and asks, “So, what’s your job these days?”…
I should’ve known it was going to be a disaster when my mom shouted, “Good luck o, don’t go and disgrace yourself!” as I left the house. Nigerian moms always…
Crackko asked our readers for their most mortifying public speaking fails. One brave soul delivered this symphony of cringe and chaos. Grab some popcorn (and maybe a stress ball) because…
You think you’re normal until you leave Nigeria and realize you’re a walking cultural glitch. When You Think It’s a Vibe, But It’s Actually a Vibe Check Because your usual…
The sun heatwaves got you sweating like NEPA just took light? Sure, you could grab a popsicle, but Japan’s got a cooler — and way weirder — idea: Cucumbers. On….
