You think you’re normal until you leave Nigeria and realize you’re a walking cultural glitch.

When You Think It’s a Vibe, But It’s Actually a Vibe Check

Because your usual ‘How far?’ might just start an international incident.

1. The Jollof Misunderstanding

Scenario: You’re Nigerian in Italy.

You’re passionately explaining Jollof rice, and some Italian confidently says, “Oh, like risotto?”

You’ve never felt more disrespected. Risotto is wet, clingy, and mildly depressing. Jollof? Spicy, confident, and unapologetic. Jollof doesn’t need you to like it. Respect the rice!

mf, be demure meme

2. The High-Five of Destiny

Scenario: You’re Nigerian at a German office.

You go in for a hype-filled high-five, but they’re reaching for a serious handshake. Now you’re stuck in a weird handshake-high-five limbo. One bounce away from accidental violence. You’ve just invented the ‘Handshake-Hijack,’ and nobody’s clapping.

3. The “Small Chops” Situation

Scenario: You’re Nigerian at an American event.

You hear “snacks” and immediately think of puff-puff, spring rolls, and meat pies. Instead, they give you… crackers and cheese. You’re smiling, but your soul is screaming, “Where’s the meatpie?!”

4. The Punctuality Pain

Scenario: You’re Nigerian attending a British wedding.

You arrive “on time” (30 minutes late). In Nigeria, you’re an early bird. In Britain, you’re that annoying guest who missed half the vows. Now everyone’s giving you that “why are you like this?” glare.

5. The Volume Villain

Scenario: You’re Nigerian in Japan.

Your “indoor voice” is their “WHO SET OFF THE ALARM?!” You’re just asking for directions, but locals are already scouting for emergency exits. You try whispering. They’re still scared. Congrats, you’re now a certified Volume Villain.

Guess the Vibe… Or Start a Meme

Being Nigerian means every new culture is a game of ‘Guess the Vibe.’ Win, and you’re blending in like Jollof in a party. Lose, and you’ve created the next viral meme. But hey, it’s always more fun with extra pepper and puff-puff.

Drop Your Culture Clash Confession!

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