The Day My Bluetooth Speaker Exposed Me During a Job Interview
Some days you wake up and just know the universe has it out for you. This was one of those days. I had a job interview — and not just…
When the Benin Empire Said ‘God Abeg!’ and Flopped a Whole Heist: The Bronze Thieves Who Collected Premium Shege
They thought they were slick. The Benin warriors handed them the embarrassment of the century. Spoiler alert: They didn’t even leave with a souvenir. The Day British Thieves Collected “Premium…
He Tried to Flex at a Pool Party — The Universe Had Other Plans
Everyone loves a good pool party, right? Sun, water, vibes — nothing could go wrong. Unless, of course, you’re Tobi: a guy whose life is less “main character energy” and…
So You Think That’s Normal? 7 Hilariously Awkward Moments of Cultural Confusion That’ll Make You Rethink Everything
You ever walk into a situation thinking you’re the main character, only to realize you’re in someone else’s weird sitcom? Welcome to the world of cultural confusion — where your…
She Said Yes, Then Cried for 30 Days Straight — And It Wasn’t Because of the Groom!
Because Nothing Says ‘Happily Ever After’ Like Sobbing for 30 Days Straight Picture this: You’re getting married, and instead of planning a bachelorette party or arguing over jollof vs fried…
The Great Ijebu ‘No Credit’ Rebellion: When Ijebu Traders Said ‘No Pay, No Goods!’
They asked for freebies. The Ijebu people said: ‘We’re not your ancestors. Bring money or move aside!’ The Day Ijebu Traders Declared War on Broke Buyers Imagine a scorching afternoon…
POV: You’re Chasing Cheese at 70 MPH and Your Life Decisions are Questionable AF
The Cheese Chase That’s Basically “Squid Game” for Dairy Lovers Imagine you’re on a hill so steep it looks like a punishment for unpaid debts. Your mission? Chase a wheel…
How I Almost Missed My Flight and Became a Meme: The Ultimate Close Call
They say the airport is a place of hustle, organized chaos, and overpriced bottled water. But for me, that day, it was a battlefield. A battlefield where my brain’s Wi-Fi…
Why Do You Forget Names Faster Than Your Data Finishes? The Mystery of Social Amnesia
—A Social Mystery Filled with Awkwardness, Chaos, and Your Brain Moving Like a Danfo Driver You’re vibing at a wedding, a party, or maybe a “friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s birthday.” You’re…
When the Aba Women Said ‘Enough!’ and Took Down the Colonial Clowns
They tried to tax Nigerian market women. The women turned it into the biggest L of the century. The Day the Aba Women Declared War on Stupidity In the bustling…