You think you’re cultured because you know how to say “please” and “thank you” in four languages? Cute. But have you ever told a waiter “I want to eat your…
Not every party needs a DJ. Some just need a dangerously stylish Gen Z with a PhD in “Vibes and Vibology.” Job Description: Have you ever been to a party…
Some days you wake up and just know the universe has it out for you. This was one of those days. I had a job interview — and not just…
They thought they were slick. The Benin warriors handed them the embarrassment of the century. Spoiler alert: They didn’t even leave with a souvenir. The Day British Thieves Collected “Premium…
Everyone loves a good pool party, right? Sun, water, vibes — nothing could go wrong. Unless, of course, you’re Tobi: a guy whose life is less “main character energy” and…
You ever walk into a situation thinking you’re the main character, only to realize you’re in someone else’s weird sitcom? Welcome to the world of cultural confusion — where your…
Because Nothing Says ‘Happily Ever After’ Like Sobbing for 30 Days Straight Picture this: You’re getting married, and instead of planning a bachelorette party or arguing over jollof vs fried…
They asked for freebies. The Ijebu people said: ‘We’re not your ancestors. Bring money or move aside!’ The Day Ijebu Traders Declared War on Broke Buyers Imagine a scorching afternoon…
The Cheese Chase That’s Basically “Squid Game” for Dairy Lovers Imagine you’re on a hill so steep it looks like a punishment for unpaid debts. Your mission? Chase a wheel…
They say the airport is a place of hustle, organized chaos, and overpriced bottled water. But for me, that day, it was a battlefield. A battlefield where my brain’s Wi-Fi…
