Picture this: you’re at the grocery store, confidently strutting down the aisles like you’re on a mission. You’ve memorized the mental list—or so you think. Milk, eggs, bread… boom, done….
The Plan Was Simple: Don’t Embarrass MyselfWhen my friend Bola signed me up for an elite cooking class, I had doubts. My idea of cooking? Burn rice, rename it smoked…
Imagine a world where Sani Abacha, the infamous Nigerian military ruler, never left Aso Rock. No “Abacha loot,” no mysterious death, just vibes, power moves, and maybe a questionable attempt…
Hold up, fam. You thought this was going to be another debate about who’s king of Nigerian comedy? Think again. Brace yourselves—because we’ve got an all-out comedy war happening right…
How It All StartedIt all began on a Tuesday. You know, one of those days that’s not bad enough to be a Monday but still annoying enough to make you…
You know that awkward moment when your American friend calls you at 2 AM saying, “What’s up?” and you’re wondering if you should call the ambulance? Or when you offer…
Story Intro: It was Christmas morning, and 9-year-old Tobi stared at his socks, hung neatly by the window. They were empty. Again. His neighbor, Seyi, was already outside, parading a…
“Two Regions, One Destiny… and Too Many Lawyers” Imagine it’s 2024, and the British government is trying to merge the Northern and Southern regions of Nigeria—not through imperial decrees, but…
Move Over, Kylie Jenner—This is Real Lip Service In a world where trends change faster than your group chat topics, the Suri and Mursi tribes of Ethiopia have held onto…
It’s Lagos, baby. Expect drama, chaos, and a goat saving the day. Chapter 1: Lagos Woke Up and Chose Violence If you’ve ever been in Lagos, you know the city…
