How It All Started
It all began on a Tuesday. You know, one of those days that’s not bad enough to be a Monday but still annoying enough to make you question life. I was minding my business, scrolling through WhatsApp when I saw it—a forwarded message from my uncle:

“URGENT! Forward this to 10 people or you will lose all your savings by midnight. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!”

I rolled my eyes so hard I nearly sprained something. Who still falls for these things in 2024? Turns out, me. I fell for it. And by “fell for it,” I mean I forwarded that message to my entire contact list, setting off a chain of events so catastrophic that even Nollywood couldn’t have scripted it.

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Act I: The Forwarding Frenzy

You see, I wasn’t taking any chances. Forwarding a WhatsApp message costs nothing, but losing my life savings? I couldn’t risk it. I quickly sent the message to my friends, my family, my ex (bad idea), and even my boss.

Within five minutes, my phone blew up.

  • My best friend: “Are you okay? Did someone hack your phone?”
  • My boss: “This is wildly unprofessional. HR will hear about this.”
  • My ex: “LOL, imagine still being this gullible.”

But I didn’t care. Better safe than sorry, abi?

Act II: The Plot Thickens

Things took a turn when my neighbor, Uncle Sola, called me. Now, Uncle Sola is the kind of person who believes WhatsApp is the single source of truth. If it’s forwarded, it’s fact. He sounded panicked.

“Ah, Bayo, what’s this message you sent me? Is it true? Will my savings disappear?”

I tried to calm him down. “No, Uncle, it’s just one of those random messages. Don’t worry—”

“Don’t worry?! How can you say that? You young people don’t understand the world we live in. I’ve already sent it to my church group chat!”

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Act III: Chaos Unleashed

By evening, the message had gone viral. Not just in my social circle—but across Nigeria. My exact wording, my contact details, my everything. Somehow, my name had been attached to the message as “the original source.” People were adding spice to the story:

  • “They said if you don’t forward it, EFCC will freeze your account!”
  • “CBN announced it secretly, but this guy leaked it!”
  • “The boy is a whistleblower! We need to protect him!”

Protect who? From what?

Act IV: The National Debacle

Things escalated when a local radio station picked it up. A voice note from some random aunty went viral:

“This young man has saved us! Forward it now o! If you don’t, don’t cry tomorrow when your account is empty!”

That’s when my mother called, her voice shaking. “Bayo, are you mad? Why is your name on the radio? Why are people saying you work for CBN?”

I tried to explain, but she wasn’t having it. “You better fix this before your father hears! You know how he feels about EFCC!”

Act V: The Reckoning

By the next day, I was on Twitter (of all places). Nigerians had turned me into a meme. My face was photoshopped onto posters with captions like:

  • “Forward or Forever Be Broke!”
  • “The CBN Informant We Deserve!”
  • “Bayo 2024: He’s Got Your Back (and Your Bank Account)!”

Even brands joined the madness. A fintech app tweeted:
“Save your money—and your dignity—with us. Don’t be like Bayo.”

At this point, I was too stunned to cry.

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Act VI: The Grand Finale

Desperate to clear my name, I recorded a video:
“Good evening, everyone. Please stop forwarding that message. It’s fake. I have no connection to CBN or EFCC. I’m just an innocent guy who forwarded something dumb.”

Of course, Nigerians being Nigerians, they ignored me completely. The video only made things worse. Comments flooded in:

  • “Why is he shaking? Guilty much?”
  • “This guy is lying. EFCC told him to deny it!”
  • “Can someone check his bank account? I bet it’s empty now!”
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At that point, I gave up.

Act VII: The Aftermath

A week later, the chaos finally died down. Another scandal had taken over, and my face was no longer plastered all over Twitter and WhatsApp. But the damage was done.

To this day, my uncle still forwards me every chain message he sees, with the caption: “This one is real o. Don’t play with it.” My ex uses it as an excuse to randomly text me, asking if I’ve “saved the world lately.” And my mom? She refuses to introduce me to anyone, just in case they “recognize me from the news.”

Reflection:
If there’s one thing I learned, it’s this: Never, ever forward a WhatsApp message. Not even for vibes. Trust me, your life isn’t worth the drama.

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