If you’ve ever had a conversation with a Nigerian, you’ve probably heard the magic letter—‘O.’ It sneaks into every sentence, like that one extra in Nollywood movies who refuses to…
“Oga, Your Plane Has Landed in Lagos!” – The Business of Luxury Delusions Picture this: A Lagos big boy posts an Instagram story flexing on a ‘private jet’ to the…
Another day, another Nigerian making history. Tems just won a Grammy at the 67th Grammy Awards, and at this point, we’re considering renaming the whole show ‘Afrobeats & Friends.’ We…
Some people lose their house keys. Others misplace their phone for five minutes and have a full-blown panic attack. But James Howells? He lost a hard drive with 8,000 Bitcoin…
🚨 Spoiler alert: If a Nigerian tells you, “I’m coming,” don’t wait. Just assume it’s like NEPA saying “We will bring light soon.” 😭😂 Just leave. You’ll grow old waiting….
Welcome to the Internet’s Secret Experiment (You’re the Test Subject) Be honest—have you ever randomly thought about buying a blender, and suddenly, your entire feed is showing you blender ads?…
You know those guys who act like they invented Bitcoin? The ones who tweet things like “Tech is the future! If you’re still working a 9-5, you’re doing life wrong.”…
SCENE: Lagos, Present Day. The literary world is shaking. Two of Nigeria’s greatest writers, Chinua Achebe and Wole Soyinka, are in a full-blown intellectual war, and the entire country is…
Welcome to the Struggle Cinematic Universe Let’s be honest—at this point, suffering is a personality trait. It’s like we’re in a competition to see who can struggle the most, and…
It’s 2 a.m. You’re minding your business, vibing to your favorite playlist, when suddenly—boom! Your brain hits you with a flashback: Remember when you called your teacher “Mummy” in front…