“If I No Chop Am, Who Go Chop Am?” – The Business of Eating Dangerously Imagine waking up every morning, brushing your teeth (optional), and heading to work to eat…
You ever wake up, check your account balance, and immediately start calculating how long you can survive on cabin biscuits and vibes? Congratulations, you might be eligible for Sapa Citizenship….
Let’s be honest—there’s nothing quite like waking up to see two people dragging each other on the timeline like Nigerians fighting bus conductors over N150 change. The art of internet…
The internet moves fast, and Gen Z moves even faster—faster than a Lagos Danfo driver dodging traffic on Third Mainland Bridge. If you’re still saying “slay” and “bet,” it might…
Another day, another Nigerian making history. Tems just won a Grammy at the 67th Grammy Awards, and at this point, we’re considering renaming the whole show ‘Afrobeats & Friends.’ We…
Welcome to the Internet’s Secret Experiment (You’re the Test Subject) Be honest—have you ever randomly thought about buying a blender, and suddenly, your entire feed is showing you blender ads?…
Welcome to the Struggle Cinematic Universe Let’s be honest—at this point, suffering is a personality trait. It’s like we’re in a competition to see who can struggle the most, and…
The Libido Hunger Games Has Begun Ladies, gather round. If you’re under 30 and think you have “high libido”, just wait. Because according to Twitter aunties, once you hit the…
Welcome to the Official Nigerian Propaganda Survival Guide Congratulations, dear citizen. If you’re reading this, it means you have officially survived another day in The Federal Republic of Gaslighting. You…
Are We Really Laughing, or Is This Just Vibes and Inshallah? Nigerians love to laugh, but let’s be honest, our laughter is just a coping mechanism. Is it really comedy,…