The Day My Phone Got Snatched, A Goat Became a Hero, and Lagos Refused to Let Me Rest
It’s Lagos, baby. Expect drama, chaos, and a goat saving the day. Chapter 1: Lagos Woke Up and Chose Violence If you’ve ever been in Lagos, you know the city…
Ghosting: The Savage Ancient Nigerian Artform That Predicted Gen Z Dating Drama
Imagine this: you’re in 13th-century southeastern Nigeria, locking eyes with someone over a steaming bowl of palm nut soup. You’re hitting it off, sparks are flying, and then… BAM! They…
I Paid 15k for an Uber, Got Rained On, and Became TikTok Famous in the Most Embarrassing Way Possible
Lagos is not for the faint-hearted. It’s for warriors. Survivors. People who can endure anything. People like me—except this time, Lagos truly finished me. Step 1: The “Premium Lagos” Package…
Why Nigerians Keep Plastic Bags: The Hilarious Truth About Our Polybag Obsession
Look, if you grew up in Nigeria, you know this truth: plastic bags are not just bags—they’re family heirlooms. Your mother doesn’t throw them away. Your grandmother has an entire…
Culture Shock Chronicles: Nigerian Life Hacks That’ll Leave You Laughing and Lost
When cultures collide, stories are born. From awkward greetings to GPS betrayals, here’s a reflective take on the moments that make Nigeria hilariously unforgettable. 1. The “How Are You?” That…
Professional Procrastination Coach: Because You Need Someone to Help You Not Do That Thing You’re Avoiding
Why ruin today when you can destroy tomorrow? Introducing the Job No One Wants to Admit They Need In a world where everyone’s either “booked and busy” or lying about…
Japan’s Office Nap Culture: Why Sleeping on the Job Could Make You a Boss (Literally)
Inemuri: The Art of Snoozing Like a Pro (And Getting Away With It) Picture this: You’re in the office, eyeballing spreadsheets with the kind of boredom that makes your soul…
Napoleon Bonaparte vs AI: Why the Battle of Waterloo Would Be an E-Girl Twitch Stream Tod
Picture This: Napoleon, a 5’4” tactical genius with the fashion sense of a Prada model, staring at a MacBook Pro. His face is locked in the “serious business” meme expression….
Imagine Doing This for a Living? The Hilariously Absurd Cultural Trends That Shouldn’t Exist (But Do)
You’ve Heard of Side Hustles, But Have You Tried Soul-Selling Rituals and Air-Gobbling Competitions? We live in a world where people say, “Follow your passion,” and apparently, for some, that…
When My ‘Independent Babe’ Era Collapsed in the Supermarket Aisle – Now I’m Just a Humble Adult in Training
How I Became a Clown in the Supermarket Trying to ‘Adult’ You know those moments when you think you’re grown, you feel grown, and life decides to hit you with…