Look, if you grew up in Nigeria, you know this truth: plastic bags are not just bags—they’re family heirlooms. Your mother doesn’t throw them away. Your grandmother has an entire…
When cultures collide, stories are born. From awkward greetings to GPS betrayals, here’s a reflective take on the moments that make Nigeria hilariously unforgettable. 1. The “How Are You?” That…
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Inemuri: The Art of Snoozing Like a Pro (And Getting Away With It) Picture this: You’re in the office, eyeballing spreadsheets with the kind of boredom that makes your soul…
Picture This: Napoleon, a 5’4” tactical genius with the fashion sense of a Prada model, staring at a MacBook Pro. His face is locked in the “serious business” meme expression….
You’ve Heard of Side Hustles, But Have You Tried Soul-Selling Rituals and Air-Gobbling Competitions? We live in a world where people say, “Follow your passion,” and apparently, for some, that…
How I Became a Clown in the Supermarket Trying to ‘Adult’ You know those moments when you think you’re grown, you feel grown, and life decides to hit you with…
You know you’ve messed up when even Google Maps tries to intervene like it’s your guardian angel. It was a sunny Saturday afternoon, and my broke self was desperately searching…
You think you’re cultured because you know how to say “please” and “thank you” in four languages? Cute. But have you ever told a waiter “I want to eat your…
Not every party needs a DJ. Some just need a dangerously stylish Gen Z with a PhD in “Vibes and Vibology.” Job Description: Have you ever been to a party…
