“If I No Chop Am, Who Go Chop Am?” – The Business of Eating Dangerously Imagine waking up every morning, brushing your teeth (optional), and heading to work to eat…
Let me just start by saying, if my life was a Nollywood movie, this would be the scene where the camera does a full 360° spin around me while dramatic…
Step 1: Make a bad decision.Step 2: Regret it in 4K. This is how I became a national embarrassment in under five minutes. And the worst part? The trousers weren’t…
You ever wake up, check your account balance, and immediately start calculating how long you can survive on cabin biscuits and vibes? Congratulations, you might be eligible for Sapa Citizenship….
Listen. Before you judge me, let me just say—I WAS NOT A THIEF. At least, not on purpose. But sometimes, life throws you into situations where your village people are…
“The UK Still Owns Us? Lmao, E Go Shock You!” Picture this: It’s 2025, and Nigeria is still under British rule. No “Giant of Africa,” no “Jollof supremacy,” no loud…
Let’s be honest—there’s nothing quite like waking up to see two people dragging each other on the timeline like Nigerians fighting bus conductors over N150 change. The art of internet…
A Nigerian Tale of Mistakes, Mobile Alerts, and Marital Mayhem You know that moment when you send money and immediately feel a disturbance in the force? Like the universe is…
Prologue: To Suffer or Not to Suffer? I have done many foolish things in my life, but deciding to speak ONLY in Shakespearean English for a week? That was top-tier…
The internet moves fast, and Gen Z moves even faster—faster than a Lagos Danfo driver dodging traffic on Third Mainland Bridge. If you’re still saying “slay” and “bet,” it might…