I Accidentally Joined a Cult (Or So I Thought) and My Mom Still Won’t Let Me Live It Down
You know you’ve messed up when even Google Maps tries to intervene like it’s your guardian angel. It was a sunny Saturday afternoon, and my…
Cultural Confusion 101: Why You Should Never Trust Google Translate on a Date (Or How I Accidentally Married Someone’s Cousin)
You think you’re cultured because you know how to say “please” and “thank you” in four languages? Cute. But have you ever told a waiter…
Professional Vibe Curator: The Job You Didn’t Know Your Party Desperately Needed
Not every party needs a DJ. Some just need a dangerously stylish Gen Z with a PhD in “Vibes and Vibology.” Job Description: Have you…
The Day My Bluetooth Speaker Exposed Me During a Job Interview
Some days you wake up and just know the universe has it out for you. This was one of those days. I had a job…
When the Benin Empire Said ‘God Abeg!’ and Flopped a Whole Heist: The Bronze Thieves Who Collected Premium Shege
They thought they were slick. The Benin warriors handed them the embarrassment of the century. Spoiler alert: They didn’t even leave with a souvenir. The…
He Tried to Flex at a Pool Party — The Universe Had Other Plans
Everyone loves a good pool party, right? Sun, water, vibes — nothing could go wrong. Unless, of course, you’re Tobi: a guy whose life is…
So You Think That’s Normal? 7 Hilariously Awkward Moments of Cultural Confusion That’ll Make You Rethink Everything
You ever walk into a situation thinking you’re the main character, only to realize you’re in someone else’s weird sitcom? Welcome to the world of…
She Said Yes, Then Cried for 30 Days Straight — And It Wasn’t Because of the Groom!
Because Nothing Says ‘Happily Ever After’ Like Sobbing for 30 Days Straight Picture this: You’re getting married, and instead of planning a bachelorette party or…
The Great Ijebu ‘No Credit’ Rebellion: When Ijebu Traders Said ‘No Pay, No Goods!’
They asked for freebies. The Ijebu people said: ‘We’re not your ancestors. Bring money or move aside!’ The Day Ijebu Traders Declared War on Broke…
POV: You’re Chasing Cheese at 70 MPH and Your Life Decisions are Questionable AF
The Cheese Chase That’s Basically “Squid Game” for Dairy Lovers Imagine you’re on a hill so steep it looks like a punishment for unpaid debts….