They thought they were slick. The Benin warriors handed them the embarrassment of the century. Spoiler alert: They didn’t even leave with a souvenir. The Day British Thieves Collected “Premium…
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They tried to tax Nigerian market women. The women turned it into the biggest L of the century. The Day the Aba Women Declared War on Stupidity In the bustling…
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Forget swords and shields—Queen Amina is now slaying with selfies, hashtags, and viral dances. In this timeline, Nigeria’s fiercest warrior queen is a social media powerhouse, making followers bow with…
Imagine waking up in a world where Jollof rice is illegal. No party coolers. No Sunday lunch rituals. No tantalizing aroma wafting from the kitchen. Just vibes and boiled rice….
What If Nigerian Mythology Gate-Crashed Olympus? What if Zeus, the OG lightning boss of Greek mythology, tried to flex on Sango, the Yoruba god of thunder? Spoiler: There’s only room…
