Independence Day Drama October 1, 1960. Lagos is popping! There’s jollof in the air, agbadas swaying like runway fashion, and every tailor in town is in hiding because one or…
Historyreimagined
Lagos’ Ultimate Bossman Jaja of Opobo as a 2024 CEO in Lagos. Not just any CEO—this man is the plug, the generator, and the transformer. His company, Opobo Enterprises, is…
The Arrival of Principal Achebe Imagine a secondary school where the principal speaks in proverbs and every conversation feels like a chapter from Things Fall Apart. That’s exactly what happened…
The Unexpected Ride It’s another chaotic Lagos morning. You’ve just ordered a ride-share, silently praying the driver won’t double as a Nigerian crisis yapper or an unsolicited life coach. Your…
A Legend Out of Time For centuries, Ojuju was the ultimate Nigerian horror story. If you didn’t finish your chores or dared to wander off at night, parents would drop…
The Nigerian Civil War Rebooted: What If Ojukwu and Gowon Were TikTok Stars?
Forget everything you think you know about the Nigerian Civil War. This is 2024, and things are… different. Instead of military strategy, it’s a viral battle. Ojukwu and Gowon? They’re…
What If Abacha Had Never Left? A Hilarious ‘What If’ Journey Through Nigeria’s Alternate Reality
Imagine a world where Sani Abacha, the infamous Nigerian military ruler, never left Aso Rock. No “Abacha loot,” no mysterious death, just vibes, power moves, and maybe a questionable attempt…
What If Lord Lugard Signed Nigeria’s Amalgamation on Twitter? And Why Flora Would Be the Main Character
“Two Regions, One Destiny… and Too Many Lawyers” Imagine it’s 2024, and the British government is trying to merge the Northern and Southern regions of Nigeria—not through imperial decrees, but…
Napoleon Bonaparte vs AI: Why the Battle of Waterloo Would Be an E-Girl Twitch Stream Tod
Picture This: Napoleon, a 5’4” tactical genius with the fashion sense of a Prada model, staring at a MacBook Pro. His face is locked in the “serious business” meme expression….
When the Benin Empire Said ‘God Abeg!’ and Flopped a Whole Heist: The Bronze Thieves Who Collected Premium Shege
They thought they were slick. The Benin warriors handed them the embarrassment of the century. Spoiler alert: They didn’t even leave with a souvenir. The Day British Thieves Collected “Premium…