Imagine the smooth, futuristic vibes of a Japanese bullet train in Nigeria—whizzing through Lagos traffic, gliding past Third Mainland Bridge, and getting you from Abuja to Lagos in under two…
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First dates are supposed to be magical—a little awkward but full of possibility. But in Nigeria? They’re a minefield of potential disasters, where even “just vibes” can take you straight…
Living without the internet in Lagos sounded like one of those cute TikTok challenges. You know, the kind where someone goes, “Guys, no internet for 24 hours! So aesthetic!” But…
What If Nigeria Had Netflix in the 1960s? Shows We’d Have Watched
Streaming in the Era of Suya and Shilling It’s the 1960s in Nigeria. Independence is still fresh, NEPA doesn’t exist yet (but ECN does, so lights still go off occasionally),…
It’s a Friday night in Lagos. The DJ has been hyping the crowd for hours, the drinks are flowing, and just when you think he’s about to drop some Wizkid…
Ever heard of “the game”? That sacred skill every Nigerian guy is expected to have when approaching a babe? Yeah, I outsourced mine to ChatGPT. Spoiler alert: I shouldn’t have….
Before we dive in, let’s set the stage: Baba Suwe wasn’t just a comedian—he was a whole cultural reset. If you missed the Baba Suwe era, my dear, you missed…
Some things just belong together: bread and akara, Wizkid and chart-topping hits, and, of course, malt and milk. For Nigerians, this drink combo isn’t just a choice; it’s a lifestyle—a…
Imagine scrolling through your phone and seeing an ad: “Feeling stressed? Need a warm hug? Call Nigeria’s top cuddle service today!” You pause, rub your eyes, and ask yourself, “Wait,…