💀 Warning: These stories are short. Too short. But they hit harder than checking your bank app and seeing “Insufficient Funds” when you haven’t even eaten. Read at your own…
A Nigerian Tale of Public Disgrace, Mic Drops, and Unforgivable Toasts You know that moment when your soul exits your body, your ancestors abandon you, and you just KNOW you’ve…
Let me just start by saying, if my life was a Nollywood movie, this would be the scene where the camera does a full 360° spin around me while dramatic…
Step 1: Make a bad decision.Step 2: Regret it in 4K. This is how I became a national embarrassment in under five minutes. And the worst part? The trousers weren’t…
Listen. Before you judge me, let me just say—I WAS NOT A THIEF. At least, not on purpose. But sometimes, life throws you into situations where your village people are…
“The UK Still Owns Us? Lmao, E Go Shock You!” Picture this: It’s 2025, and Nigeria is still under British rule. No “Giant of Africa,” no “Jollof supremacy,” no loud…
A Nigerian Tale of Mistakes, Mobile Alerts, and Marital Mayhem You know that moment when you send money and immediately feel a disturbance in the force? Like the universe is…
Prologue: To Suffer or Not to Suffer? I have done many foolish things in my life, but deciding to speak ONLY in Shakespearean English for a week? That was top-tier…
If you’ve ever had a conversation with a Nigerian, you’ve probably heard the magic letter—‘O.’ It sneaks into every sentence, like that one extra in Nollywood movies who refuses to…
“Oga, Your Plane Has Landed in Lagos!” – The Business of Luxury Delusions Picture this: A Lagos big boy posts an Instagram story flexing on a ‘private jet’ to the…