Madam President: The Alternate History That Would Have Shaken Nigeria to Its Core Imagine this: It’s October 1st, 1963, and instead of Nnamdi Azikiwe being sworn in as Nigeria’s first…
📁 CLASSIFIED ARCHIVE: CULTURE SHOCK TUESDAY 💀WARNING: This document has been flagged as culturally unstable. Reader discretion is advised. 1️⃣ “The Stranger Who Knew Me” I landed in a new…
Imagine waking up one day and hearing that gossip has been banned in Nigeria. The chaos. The silence. The suffering. How would people cope? How would aunties survive? Family WhatsApp…
Nigerians don’t play when it comes to respect. From dobale (full-body prostration) to kneeling, we’ve turned greetings into Olympic-level performances. But what happens when you take that same energy to…
The sacred Naija tradition of “Abeg, let me just hold 2K.” It’s older than Jollof wars, stronger than the bond between a Lagos landlord and rent increase, and sneakier than…
If you’ve ever said “I’m on my way” while still very much marinating in your towel, congratulations—you are one of us. But what happens when your boss video calls you…
Phase 1: The Birth of a Hustler Meet Kingsley—an unemployed Naija guy with a PhD in No Connections, No Nepotism, and No Job. After months of searching for work and…
Imagine this: every Nigerian wife receiving a monthly salary from her husband just for existing. Not “take this 2k and manage” but a structured, official Wife Salary™, with payslips, bonuses,…
The Algorithm Controls My Stomach One fateful night, I fell into the deep, chaotic rabbit hole of FoodTok. You know the drill—one minute, you’re watching a grwm of someone struggling…
Let’s be real—every Nigerian knows at least one person who bathes like it’s a side hustle they didn’t sign up for. Maybe it’s that cousin who claims, “I didn’t sweat…