It Started with Free Suya…All I wanted was a quiet night at home. Netflix queued up, Indomie bubbling—it was going to be the perfect date with myself. Then came the…
The Unexpected Ride It’s another chaotic Lagos morning. You’ve just ordered a ride-share, silently praying the driver won’t double as a Nigerian crisis yapper or an unsolicited life coach. Your…
They say your worst enemy is yourself. I didn’t realize how true that was until the day an elevator turned me into the main character of a public embarrassment saga…
When ‘Rizz’ Collides with Rotary Phones: Gen Z Slang and the Hilarious Global Confusion It Creates
When ‘Rizz’ Collides with Rotary Phones: Gen Z Slang vs. The World Let’s break down the funniest, most chaotic misunderstandings, from Nigerian aunties to global Gen Zers misusing slang in…
Costa Rica’s Juicy Secret: The Pineapple Smuggling Chronicles Picture this: It’s a sunny morning in Costa Rica. Farmers are sweating over pineapple fields, their faces a mix of pride and…
A Legend Out of Time For centuries, Ojuju was the ultimate Nigerian horror story. If you didn’t finish your chores or dared to wander off at night, parents would drop…
Blankets on Benches: Japan’s Silent Seat-Claiming Code That’ll Blow Your Mind
Public Seats, Reserved? Meet Japan’s Silent Blanket Code Picture this: You’re in a bustling Japanese park during cherry blossom season. People are everywhere—laughing, snapping photos, and enjoying picnics. You spot…
How Borrowed Sneakers Almost Landed Me in Jail
The Borrow That Started It All It was supposed to be a chill Saturday at the mall. My friend Daniel, self-proclaimed fashion icon and full-time trouble magnet, convinced me to…
Holy Hairbrushes and Sacred Spoons: How We Found Meaning in the Most Random Stuff
What if your hairbrush was the key to inner peace? Or your spoon, a gateway to cosmic wisdom? Sounds ridiculous, but that’s exactly the kind of madness we dove into…
Baby Showers and Flying Handbags: My Aunties’ Unofficial Nollywood Debut
I Went for Puff-Puff and Left with Trauma (and Laughter)It was supposed to be a chill day—cute baby gifts, sugary small chops, and aunties gossiping about who wore what. Instead,…