Welcome to the Lab of Lace and Jollof Nigerian owambes are not just parties—they’re cultural experiments in organized chaos, where physics, sociology, and pure vibes collide. From the audacity of…
Editor’s Note: Some stories deserve an Oscar for sheer embarrassment. This one? It’s a front-runner. Anita’s tale of accidental exposure will make you laugh, cringe, and clutch your bag tighter…
The Party That Never Existed: Kelechi’s Tale of the Most Embarrassing Prank Ever
At Crackko, we’re all about digging up the craziest stories, and today, we have Kelechi, a 25-year-old graphic designer from Lagos, who’s here to share his most jaw-dropping experience. Trust…
There’s a silent war raging in Nigeria, and no, it’s not over who has better electricity (spoiler: nobody). It’s about jollof rice—the one dish that can turn family reunions into…
Remember when our parents used to say, “You think money grows on trees?” Well, guess what? It doesn’t—but apparently, it grows in the pawprints of pets with Instagram accounts. Imagine…
The Hunger Games: Nigerian Food Delivery Edition Ordering food in Nigeria is not for the faint-hearted. It’s a high-stakes gamble where hunger meets chaos, and every tap on your phone…
Editor’s Note: Some moments are so ridiculous they deserve their own movie. Welcome to another edition of The ‘Oops!’ Chronicles, where today’s story is brought to you by Seun—a 26-year-old…
The Great State Garage Sale: Nigeria Edition Imagine this: it’s the 1980s, and Nigeria’s national debt is skyrocketing faster than the price of plantain during rainy season. The country’s economy…
Let’s talk about Lagos traffic for a second—because nothing screams “therapy” like being trapped in a tin can for hours, slowly losing your mind as you watch every other driver…
Why Do Nigerians Clap Back So Well? The Art of Roasting and Savage Comebacks
If there’s one thing Nigerians don’t play about, it’s respect—and if you cross the line, prepare to be verbally vaporized. Whether it’s a shady auntie at the family reunion or…