Nigerians are politeness champions. We apologize when someone steps on us, throw “Good morning sir/ma” around like confetti, and spray money at parties like we’re allergic to having savings. But…
Time. That thing you never have enough of when deadlines are chasing you, but somehow drags when you’re stuck in Lagos traffic. It’s the backbone of our entire reality—or so…
There’s making mistakes in relationships, and then there’s THIS GUY. A man who woke up, chose vibes over wisdom, and ended up in the heartbreak Olympics. Let’s set the stage:…
The Job That’s Shaking Nigeria: Sleeping for Money Imagine waking up, stretching like a satisfied cat, and checking your phone to see a credit alert for… sleeping. No meetings. No…
Imagine a world where saying “sorry” is a crime. Not a joke. Not a prank. A real, punishable offense. If this law existed in Nigeria, half the population would be…
Silence? In Nigeria? Impossible. Nigeria runs on three things: power struggles, pure vibes, and loud voices. Shouting isn’t just communication—it’s a survival instinct. From market hagglers to football watchers, from…
You’re minding your business, drinking a chilled bottle of “mineral,” when suddenly—boom—a strange feeling washes over you. You’ve seen this moment before. This exact scene. This exact sip. But how?…
🚷 YOU WERE NEVER SUPPOSED TO READ THIS. 📁 TOP-SECRET TRAVEL INCIDENTSRecovered from lost journal pages, deleted surveillance footage, and messages that were never sent. WARNING: Every person who documented…
I should have known heartbreak was near when NEPA took light in my chest the moment she stepped into my car. Let me set the stage: Chuka, 26, tallish, soft…
If you’ve ever been to a proper Nigerian Owambe, you know there are three things that matter: the food, the money, and the madness. But what if I told you…