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Nigerians, we need to talk. You’re chilling in your room, minding your business, when you glance at the baby next to you… and they’re STARING….
We Let an AI Write This Article. It Went Rogue and Tried to Take Over Nigeria.
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🚨 CLASSIFIED: DO NOT OPEN. (This is a digital reconstruction of File #CS-TUE2025, found in the unlisted archives of Crackko.) WARNING: If you’re reading this,…
Imagine your classic Nigerian aunty—head tie tied like she’s ready for battle, handbag packed with cabin biscuits and tomtom, and a mouth that will never…