Some things just belong together: bread and akara, Wizkid and chart-topping hits, and, of course, malt and milk. For Nigerians, this drink combo isn’t just a choice; it’s a lifestyle—a…
Imagine scrolling through your phone and seeing an ad: “Feeling stressed? Need a warm hug? Call Nigeria’s top cuddle service today!” You pause, rub your eyes, and ask yourself, “Wait,…
Welcome to the wild jungle that is Nigerian Twitter. This place is a chaos-filled treasure chest of memes, rants, and random beefs. But it’s not just your regular Twitter antics….
When Crackko asked for your most awkward relationship stories, we weren’t ready for this rollercoaster of premium embarrassment. Meet [Name withheld for reasons we totally understand], who tried to stage…
What Happens When You Serve Nigerians Sushi? Nigerians don’t play with their food. So, what happens when you serve them sushi? Imagine the chaos, pepper requests, and plenty of side-eyes….
Nigerian Aunties: The Ultimate Chaos Coordinators Let’s not lie, Nigerian Aunties are a force of nature. They don’t walk; they glide into every family function with the confidence of someone…
The War of 3025: AI, Mechas, and Jollof Protocols The year is 3025. Nigeria is no longer just a country; it’s a sprawling technopolis called the Federal Republic of Naijatron,…
Love is universal. PDA? That’s where it gets messy. Some cultures treat public displays of affection like an Olympic sport, while others act like Cupid is a crime lord. It’s…
You’ve heard the saying, “Love is blind.” But what they don’t tell you is that love can also leave you broke and bag-less. Ada sat down with Crackko to share…
Lagos: The city that never stops moving (or honking). With its hustle, bustle, and never say never vibe, it’s the heartbeat of Nigeria and the drama queen of Africa. But…