I should have known heartbreak was near when NEPA took light in my chest the moment she stepped into my car. Let me set the stage: Chuka, 26, tallish, soft…
If you’ve ever been to a proper Nigerian Owambe, you know there are three things that matter: the food, the money, and the madness. But what if I told you…
I always knew Lagos men were built differently, but nothing could have prepared me for the romance-turned-criminal-escape-mission that was my last Valentine’s Day. It all started when David – fine…
Valentine’s Day. The one day a year when couples flex their love like it’s an Olympic sport and the rest of us either fake excitement or aggressively mind our business….
BREAKING: Nigeria is a reality show. And the contestants? Us. Welcome to the country where problems trend faster than solutions, and every crisis gets a meme before a fix. From…
Step 1: Understand That “Hard Work” Is Just an Option Let’s be real: Hard work is cute, but is it necessary? In Nigeria, there’s an entire shortcut economy—a secret formula…
Ever been at a Nigerian party, asked for a Coke, and heard, “Which mineral do you want?” If your confusion didn’t send you into an existential crisis, congratulations—you’ve been successfully…
Lagos Without Horns? Madness. Lagos is powered by three things: vibes, traffic, and car horns. Now imagine someone—most likely a government official with zero experience in Lagos danfo survival—decides to…
A Nigerian Tale of Holy Ghost Fraudulence, Public Disgrace, and an Unforgivable Mic Trap You know that moment when your destiny miscalculates, your guardian angel resigns, and your village people…
Listen, if you’ve never felt your soul leave your body after checking your account balance, are you even Nigerian? That was me when I saw my life savings of ₦742.55….