🤯 Around the World in WTF Moments: Global Quirks Edition Imagine this: You’re at a funeral, and instead of sorrowful sobs and tissues being passed around, there’s loud laughter, jokes,…
🎭 You thought Nigerian parents were done shocking us? Think again. Some kid just discovered that their own allowance came with a payment plan. 😭 Yes, their Nigerian parent gave…
Another day, another Nigerian social media meltdown. If you were planning to have a peaceful day, Burna Boy and Sophia Egbueje said lai lai, not on our watch. The African…
The Psychology of Why Nigerians Always Say ‘I’m Almost There’ When They’re Still at Home
Imagine this: You’re waiting for your friend. They told you “I’m almost there” 45 minutes ago. Your food is getting cold. You check their location. They are still at home….
Some mistakes in life are forgivable. Calling your mum instead of your girlfriend when you’re deep in romantic mode is NOT one of them. It’s the kind of blunder that…
(Would Nigerians take it? Let’s investigate.) Introduction: A Job Your Village People Could Never Predict Imagine spending your 9-5 inside people’s armpits. Not as a victim in an overpacked Lagos…
Imagine rolling up to a wedding and seeing people wailing like their data just finished mid-transaction. Then, you attend a funeral, expecting tears and sorrow, but instead, people are laughing…
A Crackko Cultural Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong You see, we love bold experiments at Crackko. That’s why we decided to do the impossible—put a Nigerian in front of British food…
If you’ve ever walked into a Nigerian barbershop with a clear vision of your haircut—maybe a fresh fade, a clean shape-up, or a simple low-cut—only to leave looking like a…
📁 TOP-SECRET ARCHIVE💀 WARNING: THIS FILE IS CORRUPTED. You shouldn’t be here.But since you are, read at your own risk. ABOUT THIS FILE: This is a leaked document from the…