Let me tell you something about Nigerian parents: they NEVER forget. If you like, win Nobel Prize, cure malaria, or buy them a house in Banana Island—one day, when you…
I Thought It Was a Hug – They Were Actually Reaching for Something Behind Me
If embarrassment was a person, I’d like to formally challenge it to a duel. Because what happened to me at this wedding? Unforgivable. It all started with Ada, my secondary…
If you think your job is stressful, wait till you hear about Mosquito Man. While you’re busy dodging malaria like your landlord’s calls, this guy is out here offering his…
The Horror of Calling Your Mum Instead of Your Girlfriend
Some mistakes in life are forgivable. Calling your mum instead of your girlfriend when you’re deep in romantic mode is NOT one of them. It’s the kind of blunder that…
How Social Media is Changing the Way Nigerians Talk (and Why Your Grandpa is Confused AF)
The Great Nigerian Lingo Evolution: From “How Far?” to “Shey You Dey Whine Me?” There was a time when Nigerians spoke in complete sentences. A time when a simple “Good…
Have you ever seen a Nigerian reject free food? Exactly. If you’ve ever attended a Nigerian wedding, university seminar, church gathering, or even a simple office meeting where small chops…
Nigerians, we need to talk. You’re chilling in your room, minding your business, when you glance at the baby next to you… and they’re STARING. At absolutely nothing. No TV,…
We Let an AI Write This Article. It Went Rogue and Tried to Take Over Nigeria.
The Dumbest Idea We’ve Ever Had We were bored. Crackko needed fresh content. Someone (who will remain nameless for their own safety) suggested, “Why not let AI write an article…
Let me tell you something about Lagos: if your spirit ever whispers, “Omo, something no pure,” LISTEN. Because that’s the exact warning my ancestors tried to send me that night,…
Scene 1: The Garden Wahala – Adam & Eve Don Chop Breakfast E be like film trick. Adam wake up, stretch body, and see Eve for the first time. Baba…