Let me tell you something about Nigerian parents: they NEVER forget. If you like, win Nobel Prize, cure malaria, or buy them a house in…
I Thought It Was a Hug – They Were Actually Reaching for Something Behind Me
If embarrassment was a person, I’d like to formally challenge it to a duel. Because what happened to me at this wedding? Unforgivable. It all…
If you think your job is stressful, wait till you hear about Mosquito Man. While you’re busy dodging malaria like your landlord’s calls, this guy…
The Horror of Calling Your Mum Instead of Your Girlfriend
Some mistakes in life are forgivable. Calling your mum instead of your girlfriend when you’re deep in romantic mode is NOT one of them. It’s…
How Social Media is Changing the Way Nigerians Talk (and Why Your Grandpa is Confused AF)
The Great Nigerian Lingo Evolution: From “How Far?” to “Shey You Dey Whine Me?” There was a time when Nigerians spoke in complete sentences. A…
Have you ever seen a Nigerian reject free food? Exactly. If you’ve ever attended a Nigerian wedding, university seminar, church gathering, or even a simple…
Nigerians, we need to talk. You’re chilling in your room, minding your business, when you glance at the baby next to you… and they’re STARING….
We Let an AI Write This Article. It Went Rogue and Tried to Take Over Nigeria.
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Let me tell you something about Lagos: if your spirit ever whispers, “Omo, something no pure,” LISTEN. Because that’s the exact warning my ancestors tried…
Scene 1: The Garden Wahala – Adam & Eve Don Chop Breakfast E be like film trick. Adam wake up, stretch body, and see Eve…