Me Going Back To The Trenches After Spending Business Money For Detty December:
Glo: Recharge N1000 Get 10GB Free Data Bonus.
Me Knowing It’s a Scam, After Borrowing N1000:
My Stomach After Eating Beans And Egg With Fanta:
When Your Older Sibling Asks For A Bite From Your chicken But You Know A Bite Means ALOT:
Nobody:
Lagos Traffic:
Nysc Corper: After I finish Serving, I’ll Get A Better Job And I Will Be Financially Stable.
Nigerian Employment System:
Me: I want go on a diet
The Same Me for the 5th time around 2am Midnight:
Me Looking At The Ex Who Said I Won’t Find Someone Like Her:
Me: Good Morning boss, I’m having fever and i won’t be able to come to work today.
Meanwhile:
Do You Like Android Phones?”
Iphone 6 User: I’m allergic to cheap phones pls.
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