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The Job of Stalking Your Ex for Money? Here’s How Adebayo Turned It Into a Legit Career So, there’s a job that involves stalking people online for a living. Yep,…
Remember when our parents used to say, “You think money grows on trees?” Well, guess what? It doesn’t—but apparently, it grows in the pawprints of pets with Instagram accounts. Imagine…
In the era of viral tweets and Instagram apologies, saying “I’m sorry” has become a high-stakes game. You’re not just apologizing anymore—you’re performing. And let’s be real: most of us…
Picture this: It’s a rainy Monday morning in Lagos. You’ve just spilled coffee on your white shirt, missed your bus, and Spotify decides it’s the perfect time to play “Happy”…
Crying on Demand and Laughing to the BankImagine this: Your distant cousin is getting married. You barely know her, but family politics demand you “cry like it’s Titanic.” The problem?…
The Wildest Job You Didn’t Know ExistedIt’s 2025, and everyone’s screaming, “New Year, New Me!” But there’s one person whose job is to make sure that “new you” doesn’t even…
Professional Wahala Warriors: The Nigerian Job You Didn’t Know You Needed (Until Now)
They Shout, You Chill.Ever felt like someone needed to shout on your behalf because your own voice just isn’t loud enough? Enter the Professional Wahala Warriors, an elite team of…
Professional Party GPS: The Only Job That Can Find the Joloffed Jollof at Any Owambé
Because Finding the Party Is an Extreme Sport If you’ve ever spent 30 minutes driving around a neighborhood, asking random strangers, “Abeg, where dem dey do the wedding?” then you…
Professional Vibe Curator: The Job You Didn’t Know Your Party Desperately Needed
Not every party needs a DJ. Some just need a dangerously stylish Gen Z with a PhD in “Vibes and Vibology.” Job Description: Have you ever been to a party…