Ever heard of “the game”? That sacred skill every Nigerian guy is expected to have when approaching a babe? Yeah, I outsourced mine to ChatGPT. Spoiler alert: I shouldn’t have….
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When Crackko asked for your most awkward relationship stories, we weren’t ready for this rollercoaster of premium embarrassment. Meet [Name withheld for reasons we totally understand], who tried to stage…
Flirting is an art, but some people are still painting stick figures when it comes to romance. We asked seven people to share their most awkward, cringe-inducing flirt attempts, and…
Let’s talk about Lagos traffic for a second—because nothing screams “therapy” like being trapped in a tin can for hours, slowly losing your mind as you watch every other driver…
When we heard someone willingly said ‘yes’ to EVERYTHING for a week—every favor, every dare, every questionable opportunity—we knew we had to hear this story. Nigerians love to mind their…
You know those stories that start with, “This seemed like a great idea at the time”?This is one of them. It was supposed to be an unforgettable birthday surprise for…
When Grandma said she was joining the gym, we laughed. When she showed up in neon leggings, a fanny pack, and a water bottle labeled “Beast Mode,” we gasped. By…
They say your worst enemy is yourself. I didn’t realize how true that was until the day an elevator turned me into the main character of a public embarrassment saga…
Baby Showers and Flying Handbags: My Aunties’ Unofficial Nollywood Debut
I Went for Puff-Puff and Left with Trauma (and Laughter)It was supposed to be a chill day—cute baby gifts, sugary small chops, and aunties gossiping about who wore what. Instead,…
How a Random WhatsApp Broadcast Message Turned Me Into a National Embarrassment
How It All StartedIt all began on a Tuesday. You know, one of those days that’s not bad enough to be a Monday but still annoying enough to make you…