If embarrassment was a person, I’d like to formally challenge it to a duel. Because what happened to me at this wedding? Unforgivable. It all started with Ada, my secondary…
I should have known heartbreak was near when NEPA took light in my chest the moment she stepped into my car. Let me set the stage: Chuka, 26, tallish, soft…
A Nigerian Tale of Holy Ghost Fraudulence, Public Disgrace, and an Unforgivable Mic Trap You know that moment when your destiny miscalculates, your guardian angel resigns, and your village people…
A Nigerian Tale of Public Disgrace, Mic Drops, and Unforgivable Toasts You know that moment when your soul exits your body, your ancestors abandon you, and you just KNOW you’ve…
A Nigerian Tale of Mistakes, Mobile Alerts, and Marital Mayhem You know that moment when you send money and immediately feel a disturbance in the force? Like the universe is…
You know those guys who act like they invented Bitcoin? The ones who tweet things like “Tech is the future! If you’re still working a 9-5, you’re doing life wrong.”…
Omo, there are Ls, and then there are the Ls that make you rethink your entire existence. The ones that leave you staring at the ceiling at 2 AM, asking…
Love is a beautiful thing, abi? But sometimes, the way people express it will make you cringe so hard, you’ll question whether Cupid lost his arrow or just his mind….
Ever heard of “the game”? That sacred skill every Nigerian guy is expected to have when approaching a babe? Yeah, I outsourced mine to ChatGPT. Spoiler alert: I shouldn’t have….
When Crackko asked for your most awkward relationship stories, we weren’t ready for this rollercoaster of premium embarrassment. Meet [Name withheld for reasons we totally understand], who tried to stage…
