Editor’s Note: Some moments are so ridiculous they deserve their own movie. Welcome to another edition of The ‘Oops!’ Chronicles, where today’s story is brought to you by Seun—a 26-year-old…
Oops
Editor’s Note: At Crackko, we live for the wild, the unexpected, and the downright ridiculous. Today, we bring you a tale from Michael, a 24-year-old tech bro who found himself…
Editor’s Note: At Crackko, we’re all about those “Did that really happen?!” moments. Today, we bring you a tale straight from the heart of Lagos chaos. Our editor sat down…
Every couple has their ‘oops’ moments, but this one deserves a Hall of Fame spot. We tracked down Tola, who experienced a truly unforgettable disaster involving eba, egusi soup, and…
It Started with Free Suya…All I wanted was a quiet night at home. Netflix queued up, Indomie bubbling—it was going to be the perfect date with myself. Then came the…
How Borrowing a Car to Impress My Crush Ended in a Police Chase
The Plan: Impress Her, No Matter WhatWhen Salima asked me to drive her to a wedding, I said yes without thinking. The catch? I didn’t own a car—or a driver’s…
How I Set a Cooking Class on Fire and Ended Up in a Mystery Drama
The Plan Was Simple: Don’t Embarrass MyselfWhen my friend Bola signed me up for an elite cooking class, I had doubts. My idea of cooking? Burn rice, rename it smoked…
When My ‘Independent Babe’ Era Collapsed in the Supermarket Aisle – Now I’m Just a Humble Adult in Training
How I Became a Clown in the Supermarket Trying to ‘Adult’ You know those moments when you think you’re grown, you feel grown, and life decides to hit you with…
The Day My Bluetooth Speaker Exposed Me During a Job Interview
Some days you wake up and just know the universe has it out for you. This was one of those days. I had a job interview — and not just…
Valentine’s in Darkness: When Nepa, Love, and Chaos Collide
Prologue:In Nigeria, Valentine’s Day isn’t just a day for flowers and love songs. It’s a survival challenge. Imagine this: romantic dinner plans, a beautiful woman walking through your door, and…