December. The grand finale. The boss level. The time of year when everything comes together—and falls apart—all at once. You’re caught between singing and reminiscing about life’s mysteries asking yourself…
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HELLO?! Why Nigerians Turn Phone Calls Into Full-Blown Dramas
There’s a sound you can hear from anywhere in Nigeria—a distant “HELLO?!” so loud it feels like it’s meant for the entire continent. Whether you’re in a serene church service,…
Why Do You Always Forget the Most Important Thing at the Store?
Picture this: you’re at the grocery store, confidently strutting down the aisles like you’re on a mission. You’ve memorized the mental list—or so you think. Milk, eggs, bread… boom, done….
Why Nigerians Keep Plastic Bags: The Hilarious Truth About Our Polybag Obsession
Look, if you grew up in Nigeria, you know this truth: plastic bags are not just bags—they’re family heirlooms. Your mother doesn’t throw them away. Your grandmother has an entire…
Why Do You Forget Names Faster Than Your Data Finishes? The Mystery of Social Amnesia
—A Social Mystery Filled with Awkwardness, Chaos, and Your Brain Moving Like a Danfo Driver You’re vibing at a wedding, a party, or maybe a “friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s birthday.” You’re…
“Where Do Socks Go? And Other Nigerian Mysteries That Keep Us Up at Night”
Picture this: You dump a pile of laundry into the washing machine. Socks, shirts, trousers—all present and accounted for. But by the time you’re folding clothes, one sock has ghosted….
The Weird Reason Your Shower Makes You a Better Singer (And No, It’s Not Magic)
—Unraveling the Soapy Mystery of Shower Concerts You step into the shower, turn on the water, and suddenly—you’re Beyoncé, Drake, or maybe even an Afrobeat superstar. Your playlist transforms into…