Some things just belong together: bread and akara, Wizkid and chart-topping hits, and, of course, malt and milk. For Nigerians, this drink combo isn’t just a choice; it’s a lifestyle—a…
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Let’s face it: Nigerians have perfected the art of extra. Whether it’s turning a simple birthday into a carnival or a naming ceremony into a small-scale Coachella, “doing the most”…
The Hunger Games: Nigerian Food Delivery Edition Ordering food in Nigeria is not for the faint-hearted. It’s a high-stakes gamble where hunger meets chaos, and every tap on your phone…
Gen Z is a vibe. A revolution. A chaotic mix of memes, existential dread, and procrastination fueled by overhyped bubble tea. But behind the glossy TikTok dances and endless “God,…
The Scientific Study of Village People – Are They Really Out to Get You? Nigerians love a good mystery. From who left the last piece of meat in the pot…
Imagine this: you’re buying roasted plantain (boli) on the street. You hand the vendor a crisp N500 note for a N450 bill. With a confident smile, they say, “No change,…
December. The grand finale. The boss level. The time of year when everything comes together—and falls apart—all at once. You’re caught between singing and reminiscing about life’s mysteries asking yourself…
HELLO?! Why Nigerians Turn Phone Calls Into Full-Blown Dramas
There’s a sound you can hear from anywhere in Nigeria—a distant “HELLO?!” so loud it feels like it’s meant for the entire continent. Whether you’re in a serene church service,…
Why Do You Always Forget the Most Important Thing at the Store?
Picture this: you’re at the grocery store, confidently strutting down the aisles like you’re on a mission. You’ve memorized the mental list—or so you think. Milk, eggs, bread… boom, done….
Why Nigerians Keep Plastic Bags: The Hilarious Truth About Our Polybag Obsession
Look, if you grew up in Nigeria, you know this truth: plastic bags are not just bags—they’re family heirlooms. Your mother doesn’t throw them away. Your grandmother has an entire…