A Crackko Cultural Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong You see, we love bold experiments at Crackko. That’s why we decided to do the impossible—put a Nigerian in front of British food…
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We Let an AI Write This Article. It Went Rogue and Tried to Take Over Nigeria.
The Dumbest Idea We’ve Ever Had We were bored. Crackko needed fresh content. Someone (who will remain nameless for their own safety) suggested, “Why not let AI write an article…
Lagos Without Horns? Madness. Lagos is powered by three things: vibes, traffic, and car horns. Now imagine someone—most likely a government official with zero experience in Lagos danfo survival—decides to…
The Algorithm Controls My Stomach One fateful night, I fell into the deep, chaotic rabbit hole of FoodTok. You know the drill—one minute, you’re watching a grwm of someone struggling…
Prologue: To Suffer or Not to Suffer? I have done many foolish things in my life, but deciding to speak ONLY in Shakespearean English for a week? That was top-tier…
It started as a joke. “What if I lived like a 17th-century peasant for a day?” I told my friends. They laughed. I laughed. But now, standing in the Lagos…
Morning: The Transformation Begins I woke up and chose violence. Not literal violence (abeg, I still like my freedom), but the over-the-top, slow-motion-turn-to-camera, evil-laugh type of Nollywood villain energy. Today,…
Living without the internet in Lagos sounded like one of those cute TikTok challenges. You know, the kind where someone goes, “Guys, no internet for 24 hours! So aesthetic!” But…
Day 1: Na Who Send Me Work? They say street food is the soul of Lagos, but trust me, Lagos street food is also the spirit, body, and occasional near-death…
Welcome to the Lab of Lace and Jollof Nigerian owambes are not just parties—they’re cultural experiments in organized chaos, where physics, sociology, and pure vibes collide. From the audacity of…