Let me tell you something about Nigerian parents: they NEVER forget. If you like, win Nobel Prize, cure malaria, or buy them a house in Banana Island—one day, when you…
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Let me tell you something about Lagos: if your spirit ever whispers, “Omo, something no pure,” LISTEN. Because that’s the exact warning my ancestors tried to send me that night,…
I always knew Lagos men were built differently, but nothing could have prepared me for the romance-turned-criminal-escape-mission that was my last Valentine’s Day. It all started when David – fine…
Listen, if you’ve never felt your soul leave your body after checking your account balance, are you even Nigerian? That was me when I saw my life savings of ₦742.55….
Let me just start by saying, if my life was a Nollywood movie, this would be the scene where the camera does a full 360° spin around me while dramatic…
Listen. Before you judge me, let me just say—I WAS NOT A THIEF. At least, not on purpose. But sometimes, life throws you into situations where your village people are…
Crackko Exclusive Interview The first rule of cults? You never realize you’ve joined one until it’s too late. One minute, you’re shaking hands. The next, you’re taking blood oaths. This…
Crackko Exclusive Interview: A Chaotic Confession Interviewer: Welcome to Crackko Confessions, where we dig into the most unbelievable stories, straight from the streets of Naija! Today, we’re sitting down with…
You’ve heard the saying, “Love is blind.” But what they don’t tell you is that love can also leave you broke and bag-less. Ada sat down with Crackko to share…
The Party That Never Existed: Kelechi’s Tale of the Most Embarrassing Prank Ever
At Crackko, we’re all about digging up the craziest stories, and today, we have Kelechi, a 25-year-old graphic designer from Lagos, who’s here to share his most jaw-dropping experience. Trust…