First dates are supposed to be magical—a little awkward but full of possibility. But in Nigeria? They’re a minefield of potential disasters, where even “just vibes” can take you straight…
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Editor’s Note: Some stories deserve an Oscar for sheer embarrassment. This one? It’s a front-runner. Anita’s tale of accidental exposure will make you laugh, cringe, and clutch your bag tighter…
Editor’s Note: Some moments are so ridiculous they deserve their own movie. Welcome to another edition of The ‘Oops!’ Chronicles, where today’s story is brought to you by Seun—a 26-year-old…
Editor’s Note: At Crackko, we live for the wild, the unexpected, and the downright ridiculous. Today, we bring you a tale from Michael, a 24-year-old tech bro who found himself…
Editor’s Note: At Crackko, we’re all about those “Did that really happen?!” moments. Today, we bring you a tale straight from the heart of Lagos chaos. Our editor sat down…
Every couple has their ‘oops’ moments, but this one deserves a Hall of Fame spot. We tracked down Tola, who experienced a truly unforgettable disaster involving eba, egusi soup, and…
It Started with Free Suya…All I wanted was a quiet night at home. Netflix queued up, Indomie bubbling—it was going to be the perfect date with myself. Then came the…
How Borrowing a Car to Impress My Crush Ended in a Police Chase
The Plan: Impress Her, No Matter WhatWhen Salima asked me to drive her to a wedding, I said yes without thinking. The catch? I didn’t own a car—or a driver’s…
How I Set a Cooking Class on Fire and Ended Up in a Mystery Drama
The Plan Was Simple: Don’t Embarrass MyselfWhen my friend Bola signed me up for an elite cooking class, I had doubts. My idea of cooking? Burn rice, rename it smoked…
When My ‘Independent Babe’ Era Collapsed in the Supermarket Aisle – Now I’m Just a Humble Adult in Training
How I Became a Clown in the Supermarket Trying to ‘Adult’ You know those moments when you think you’re grown, you feel grown, and life decides to hit you with…