Nobody:
Price of Food And Provisions In Nigeria:
Our Beloved Nigerian Brother Chopping ATM Breakfast After The Machine Refused To Dispense ₦500:
Me Trying To Borrow More Airtime After Owing Glo ₦2000:

Glo :
Me Drinking The Pepsi before Mama Can Say She Doesn’t Have ₦1000 Change:
“Ahh Kila Mawa Shey Bayii ??”

Me Trying To Remember How My Money Reached ₦1500, And I Just Got Paid Last WeekðŸ˜:
Me As A Lawyer:
My Lord, I Would Ask Most Respectfully, Your Honor, To Warn My Client To Transfer The Remaining ₦3500 Before Ogun Kills Him.

Me In The Next Morning Looking At My Account Balance After Telling Everybody In The Club “Drinks On Me”:
Sapa On The Left, Assistant Sapa On The Right, And Me In The Middle ðŸ˜
How he makes $300 per day – https://bit.ly/3mOAfVp