Sapalation: The interference of Sapa😂.

Nobody:

Price of Food And Provisions In Nigeria:

Our Beloved Nigerian Brother Chopping ATM Breakfast After The Machine Refused To Dispense ₦500:

Me Trying To Borrow More Airtime After Owing Glo ₦2000:

Glo :

Me Drinking The Pepsi before Mama Can Say She Doesn’t Have ₦1000 Change:

“Ahh Kila Mawa Shey Bayii ??”

Me Trying To Remember How My Money Reached ₦1500, And I Just Got Paid Last Week😭:

Me As A Lawyer:

My Lord, I Would Ask Most Respectfully, Your Honor, To Warn My Client To Transfer The Remaining ₦3500 Before Ogun Kills Him.

Me In The Next Morning Looking At My Account Balance After Telling Everybody In The Club “Drinks On Me”:

Sapa On The Left, Assistant Sapa On The Right, And Me In The Middle 😭