This Nigerian Parent Turned Pocket Money Into A Loan Scheme, And We Need Answers

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You thought Nigerian parents were done shocking us? Think again. Some kid just discovered that their own allowance came with a payment plan. 😭

Yes, their Nigerian parent gave them pocket money with INTEREST RATES. Is your own childhood even complete if you haven’t experienced financial oppression at home?

🔴 You are not their child. You are a microfinance customer.

🗣️ The Receipts Are Receipting

Somebody leaked a WhatsApp chat of the madness. Look at this financial terrorism:

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This is why Nigerians enter the real world and immediately become forex traders.

🎭 What Would You Do?

Your Nigerian mother just informed you that your next three allowances will be deducted for “past debts.”

🚨 WHAT’S YOUR ESCAPE PLAN? 🚨
A. Pretend to be missing for one month.
B. Ask your younger sibling for a loan (with a lower interest rate).
C. Accept your fate and start selling gala in traffic.
D. Write a GoFundMe caption and hope for the best.

📢 Comment your survival strategy below. Let’s see something.

📝 Has your Nigerian parent ever taxed your own money?

🚀 CONCLUSION

At this point, Nigerian parents might be the reason why CBN struggles with inflation. If your allowance comes with terms & conditions, just know you’re living in an economic war zone.

Tag your friend who still owes their mother interest on their first salary. 💀👇