Sir those people are still using VPN to tweak the server and change their locations o. what is our next move ?
Buhari: Arrest him.
Osinbanjo: Arrest who sir ?
Buhari: BPN
Osinbanjo: No sir, it is a it is a private network.
Buhari: Okay. Where are they getting the VPN from ?
Osinbanjo: Google play store or App store sir.
Buhari: Ok get padlocks, lock up the stores and give the keys to IGP
Osinbanjo: But sir….
Buhari: That is a direct order.
Osinbanjo: It is not a physical store. Your excellency
Buhari: Okay, can’t we ban VPN ?
Lai Mohammed: Or maybe we should collect their phones
Buhari: If we collect their phone, we won’t be able to know their next move.
Osinbanjo: Okay sir. I will talk to Adamu Garba
Adamu Garba: We give VPN 48Hours
Buhari: That’s my boy!
Buhari: My pellow najerans, I hope you have heard my boy ?. In 48hours
Lai Mohammed: Using VPN is now illegal in Nigeria
Adamu Garba: Mr. President, unfortunately sir, all efforts to ban VPN have proved abortive sir.
Buhari: You want us to ban your app too, kwo ?
Buhari: Go and ban that app in a language they will understand.
By paya by porce
Adamu Garba: They must suffer the quance-quances
Buhari: Now they will call me a BANdit 😂😂
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