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Sir those people are still using VPN to tweak the server and change their locations o. what is our next move ?


Buhari: Arrest him.


Osinbanjo: Arrest who sir ?


Buhari: BPN


Osinbanjo: No sir, it is a it is a private network.


Buhari: Okay. Where are they getting the VPN from ?

Osinbanjo: Google play store or App store sir.

Buhari: Ok get padlocks, lock up the stores and give the keys to IGP

Osinbanjo: But sir….

Buhari: That is a direct order.

Osinbanjo: It is not a physical store. Your excellency


Buhari: Okay, can’t we ban VPN ?


Lai Mohammed: Or maybe we should collect their phones


Buhari: If we collect their phone, we won’t be able to know their next move.


Osinbanjo: Okay sir. I will talk to Adamu Garba


Adamu Garba: We give VPN 48Hours


Buhari: That’s my boy!


Buhari: My pellow najerans, I hope you have heard my boy ?. In 48hours


Lai Mohammed: Using VPN is now illegal in Nigeria


Adamu Garba: Mr. President, unfortunately sir, all efforts to ban VPN have proved abortive sir.


Buhari: You want us to ban your app too, kwo ?


Buhari: Go and ban that app in a language they will understand.


By paya by porce


Adamu Garba: They must suffer the quance-quances


Buhari: Now they will call me a BANdit πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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