Interview Gone Wrong

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Pls, who knows where all these aluminium condemn people get their trolleys from ? I want to start work.

Izz like it is only me that this sapa is targeting. Because how can i do interview on zoom in the night and NEPA will be taking light.

That was how shedibalabala challenge made me forget the soap Baba Agba told me to bath at 12 midnight.

When i checked time it was after 1, I sha use the soap laidat. That was how spiritual beating started feasting on my body.

Even if i steal meat from market, they won’t beat me like that.

After the beating stopped, i still went to watch the shedibalabala again. I have sha used the soap.

I forgot to tell you. Emeka helped me find a job.

The interview was on zoom at 8 in the night . And nokia tonosobe don’t have zoom.

That was why i went to tiff boda Lamidi’s phone, because me i can’t be begging him to borrow me. What nonsense.


8 PM, Interview Time…


Interviewer: Mr Fatai, why do you need this job ?


Fatai: What kind of question is that one ? Shey you don’t know that sapa virus is real ni ?


Interviewer: What are your work experiences ?


Fatai: I have been the chairman of okada association for 3years, I have done pure water business and i have been repairing umbrella as my side hustle.


Interviewer: Are you normal !?


Fatai: I have not smoked igbo today that’s why.


Nepa: * Takes light


Interviewer: i can’t see you o.


Fatai: Shey NEPA did not take light in your office ni ?


Fatai: Sulia on the torch on my face.


Interviewer: You don’t have gen ni ?


Fatai: Shey it is you that will buy fuel ?

Interviewer:


Fatai: What type of interview do they do in the night gan sef ?


Interviewer: Stripper work.


Fatai:


Interviewer: What is wrong ? It’s a good job na.


Fatai: So i should wear only pata and be dancing like ojota masquerade upandan ??


Interviewer: You have to whine your waste romantically. You don’t have to dance like a mad man.


Fatai: Okay. Can i come back when i’m ready ?


Interviewer: Of course.


Sheybi you people see that Emeka have mad ?? He did not tell me that it is stripper work he found for me.

Abi i should do the stripper work ni, Sulia is pregnant o. I will buy pampers.


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