Flashback to the Original Herbert Macaulay
In the early 1900s, Herbert Macaulay was a force of nature. A civil engineer by training and a freedom fighter by destiny, he battled colonial exploitation and shady government land deals that hurt Lagosians. Known for his sharp intellect and unmatched charisma, he wasn’t afraid to square up against the British or anyone else trying to swindle the people.
Fast Forward to 2025
Picture this: Herbert Macaulay is alive today, but instead of battling colonial governors, he’s up against the true modern oppressors—“Area Boys” landlords, shady estate agents, and property developers who sell lands prone to flooding during the first sprinkle of rain.
His new tagline? “Real estate for the people, not the one percent!”

Act 1: Herbert vs. the Lekki Land Sharks
Herbert’s career kicks off in Lekki Phase 1 when he exposes a fraudulent estate developer who sold “waterfront properties”—literally plots submerged in water. The case goes viral after Herbert uploads a drone video of the estate to TikTok, captioned:
- “Buy one plot, get free canoes. Terms and conditions apply.”
The video garners millions of views, and suddenly Herbert becomes a hero for first-time homebuyers.
He launches a platform called “LandLORD or LandFRAUD?”—a website where Lagosians can check if a property has proper documentation or if it’s part of the “OMO ONILE World Cup” (where multiple families claim the same land).
Act 2: Enter the Landlords Union
Word spreads that Herbert is making Lagos real estate honest again. But not everyone is happy. A secret group called the “Union of Greedy Landlords” (UGL) holds an emergency meeting in Banana Island. Their chairman, Alhaji Owo-Meta, declares:
- “This Herbert must go! How dare he expose our double rent tactics and fake service charges?”
They try to silence him by spreading rumors on WhatsApp that he’s using juju to find land documents. But Herbert claps back with a viral skit featuring Bimbo Ademoye, where they reimagine landlords as Nollywood villains. The punchline?
- “Your house rent is due. Pay in dollars or pack your load!”
Act 3: The Revolution Begins
Herbert doesn’t stop at exposing bad deals. He starts a movement called “Homes for Hustlers”, focused on affordable housing for Nigerians. He partners with architects to build “Container Estates”—trendy, flood-proof housing made from shipping containers. His slogan?
- “Live sharp, live smart.”
At the launch of the first estate in Yaba, Wizkid performs an acoustic version of Ojuelegba, while Herbert gives a speech:
- “Lagos is for all of us—not just the landlords with two passports and three wives!”

Act 4: Herbert Takes on Lekki Floods
When the rainy season hits, Herbert unveils his boldest project yet: turning the Lekki flood problem into a tourist attraction. He partners with the Ministry of Tourism to introduce “The Lekki Gondola Experience.” For N5,000, tourists can ride canoes through Lekki streets while listening to Herbert narrate the history of poor urban planning.
The experience is a hit on Instagram, with influencers captioning their posts:
- “Come for the vibes, stay for the activism.”
- “Floating through Lekki like it’s Venice, but with more suya options!”
Act 5: Herbert, the People’s Realtor
By the end of 2025, Herbert has become a household name. He starts an online school called “The Property Plug”, where he teaches young Nigerians how to navigate Lagos real estate without getting scammed. His classes include:
- How to Spot Fake Land Documents in 10 Minutes
- Negotiating Rent and Agent Fee Without Selling Your Kidney
Herbert’s legacy extends beyond real estate. He becomes a symbol of hope for every Nigerian hustling for a better life. At his birthday gala, Burna Boy closes the night with a remix of “Ye”, shouting:
- “Macaulay for president!”
Why This Story Matters
Herbert Macaulay reimagined as a real estate tycoon isn’t just hilarious; it’s a reminder of how history’s heroes can inspire modern solutions to timeless problems. Whether it’s colonial governors or shady landlords, Lagos will always need a Herbert to fight the good fight.
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